1 of HARVARD
1 of OXFORD
1 of TEXAS
&
1 Santa of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY...
1 Common Question:-
"What is the Fastest thing in the World?"
Student of HARVARD: "Light"
Student of OXFORD: "Thought"
Student of TEXAS:
"Blink of an Eye"
SAntA of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY:
"Loose Motion!"
Because
Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & Before I Could
"Blink", "Think" or "Turn on the Light"
It was all Over... X_X =D =))
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One homo after death goes to heaven.
Yamraj to his assistant : Put him in boiling water.
After a few hours Yamraj to assistant : What happened why did you not
put him boiling water ?
Assistant : Yeh homo mere ko sigdi jalane ke liye bhi jhukne
nahi de raha hai.
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Married Life.. Is So easy...
It seems Like a Walk In the park..
Only thing is.. the Park is...
JURASSIC PARK..!!