Humko koi cheez saaf bhi karni ho,
Tab bhi, kapda ganda hi mangte hai.
Funny but true
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Boy-Tu Kitne Baje Uthti He?
GirL-Apna Koi Time Nahi Jab Dil Kare So Jati Hu,Or Jab Dil Kare Uth Jati Hu.
Boy-Notty GirL Tu Bilkul Mere 'LUND' Pe Gayi He.!
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Sardar had a leakage in his roof over d dining table.
Plumber asked : Sir, when did u notice it..?
Sardar : last night wen it took me 3hrs to finish my soup:-