Nahi pata??
Ans:
Garam Masala
Ma kasam
'Genius Hu par Kabi ghamand nahi kiya !
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Man in bar orders kingfisher beer.
Lady next to him-Wat a coincidence,
Even i hav orderd kingfisher.
Man-I'm celebrating. Lady-Me too.
Man-Wat a coincidence.
Y r u celebrating?
Lady-my husband & I have tried 4yrs for a baby. Today I'm pregnant.
Man-Wat a coincidence.
I am a farmer, frm 4yrs my hens wer infertile, today all laying eggs.
Lady-Wow How did that happen?
Man-I used a different cock!
Lady SMILED, winked her eyes & said-
WHAT A COINCIDENCE!! :):)
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Son came home drunk, to avoid moms scolding he took a laptop &
started working.
Mom: are you drunk?
Son: No
Mom: kutte phir suitcase khol ke kya kar raha hai?
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