Girl: Do u love me more than ur family?
Boy: No.
Girl: why ?
Boy: Ok, listen to this,
"When i started to walk, I fell, u were not there to pick me up. But my mom was..

When i went outside, u were not there to hold my finger but my dad was..

When i cried, u didn't give me ur toys to play but my brother n sister did..
My family is more precious than anything else.."

GIRL: aaaawwwww, so cute!, But wen u felt Horny, ur Family was not there to give u a Bl-wj-b, b-st-rd..