An Australian Army Sniper goes to Rifle shop to buy new scope for his Gun.

Manager takes out one & says:
''This scope is so good,
U can see my house 1 km up on that hill".

Sniper looks through the scope & laughs :
''I see a naked man
&
A naked woman in the house''.

Manager looks in the scope
&
gives 2 bullets to sniper :
''I'll give U this scope free,
If U shoot my wife's head off
&
The guy's D-ck".

Sniper looks again in the scope :
''Well !
Seems like I can do that with one bullet."