An American Family-

Youngest Son: Dad, whats the difference between 'hypothetically' & 'reality'?:s

Dad turns to wife: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 million?
Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity.X_X

Then Dad asks daughter: Would you sleep with Tom cruise for 1 Million?
Daughter: Yes He's my fantasy!:x

Dad asks elder son: Would you sleep with, Tom cruise for 1 million?
Elder Son: Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money!:O

Father turns to his younger son: You see son, 'Hypothetically' we're sitting with 3 million,:|
but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 pr-stitutes & 1 gay B-stard;)