What is Stress? -
You gave a lift to a beautiful girl;;),
she fainted inside your car & you took her to the hospital.
Now that's stressful!8-|

But at the hospital the doctor said she is pregnant & congratulated you that you're going to be a father.:/
You denied>:/but the girl said you are:O
This is getting very stressful!>:O

To prove that you're not the father, you requested a DNA test.
After the tests, the doctor said you are sterile and can't impregnate a woman:&
You are extremely stressed:$but relieved#:-s

But on your way home you suddenly remembered you have 3 kids at home..:|
Who the hell is their father:O:O:O?

NOW THAT'S STRESS!!X_X