Tuesday, July 24, 2012

"Negotiations"

Two strangers, a man and woman are
seated at a dinner party together. The
man turns to the woman and says, I've
got a hypothetical question for you miss.
The woman, curious, says "O.K. shoot."
The man says "If a man were to offer you
one million dollars to sleep with him, would
you do it?"
The woman thinks for a moment and finally
answers "I guess I would.... for a million dollars."
The man smiles and says "Then will you sleep
with me for thirty-five dollars?"
The woman, with a shocked expression on
her face, stands and screams at the man,
"Of course I won't. What do you think I am!"
To which the man replies, "We've already
determined WHAT you are, now we're just
negotiating the price."
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