Tips to Understand Your Gujju friends:

What they say ...
What they mean to say:

Boll......................Ball
Hole.....................Hall
Hall.....................Hole
Snakes.............Snacks
Pogram.........Program
Egg-joss.........Exhaust
Fota...............Photos
Lipti............Lipstick
Phast...........Fast
Phulowur....Flower
Gilas............Glass
Palty............Party
Gorment...Government
Peeja..........Pizza
Punch.........Sponge
Die-Vos.........Divorce
Impotent.....Important
New Brand...Brand new
Istill.............Steel
Bowel...........Bowl
JeeTV............ZeeTV
Coal.............Call
Col age.........College
Istawbury...Strawberry
Isscul..........School
Soaping... Shopping
Vija................Visa
Pecial .......... Special Megha....Mega.