A Negro wanted to go to a fancy dress party
He told his Indian wife to get a costume
Wife gets a snowman suit.
Negro: wtf!!! U bloody Indian have u seen a black snowman! Get me another one.
She gets a santa suit
Negro: wtf!!! U bloody Indian! have u eva seen a black santa! Get another suit!
Wife, gets pissed n brings bamboo
Negro: what m I to do wid this?

Wife: g-and mein daal aur chocobar banja bhench-d!!