Friend: Why?
Boss: She caught me kissing my wife.!
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Nawab Saab Kothe pe Gaye, Dalte Hi Leak Ho Gaya Tawayaf Adab Se Boli
Huzur Ne Q Taklif Uthai? Chammach Me Nikal K Bhijwa Diya Hota Hum Izzat Se Andar Daal Lete!
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Fauji's wife daily sends hr nude photo wid both legs wide open, i'l wait like dis til u cum Fauji:Wo to theek h pr photo kaun kheech rha hai
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