Raaste me mandir k baahar pujari dikha?
Sharabi n pujari se poocha,
sabse bada kaun?
Pujaari ne,
baat taalne k liye kaha "Mandir Bada".
Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"?
Pujari: "Dharti badi".
Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"?
Pujari" "Sheshnaag bada".
Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv k gale me kyon pada"?
Pujari: "Shiv bada".
Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"?
Pujari: "Parbat bada".
Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"?
Pujari: "Hanuman bada".
Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada"?
Pujari: "Ram bada".
Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan k piche kyun pada"?
Pujari: "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"?
Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee k apni taango pe khada"