Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son: It's Sandra, d neighbor's daughter.
Father: Ohhh I wish u hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son,
but u must promise?not?to tell ur mother. Sandra is actually ur sister.
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The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...
Son: Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!
Father: That's great son. Who is she?
Son: It's Angela, d other neighbor's daughter.
Father: Ohhhh I wish u hadn't said that. Angela is also ur sister.
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This went on couple of times n d son was so mad, he went straight to
his mother crying.
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Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date
any of them because dad is their father!
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The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, u can date whoever u want. He isn't your father" :x =))