Dost: Apna Lun de.
Sardar: Nahi Yaar Koi Wada Gift Das.
Dost: Fer Mera Lun De De !!!!!
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Pathan:"Kya hamara JAAN aaj humse naraz hai?
BIWI: Nahi to.
Pathan:"TO phir hamara jaan aaj hamara taraf muh kar k kyu leta hua hai"!
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CHINESE to ARAB:
I have 10 childrens, one more I will have my own football team.
ARAB:
I have 17 wifes, 1more I will have my private golf course of 18 holes..
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Watch Porn in Mobile while filling Petrol at a petrol pump. Atleast u
feel better watching someone else also getting Fucked.