3 diff People:-
BACHELOR:
Taqdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banana chahta hu, Magar Mumtaz nahi MILTI.
LOVER:
Taqdir hai magar kismt nahi khulti,
Mumtaz milgai hai,
Magar shadi nahi KARTI.
MARRIED:
Taqdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
TajMahal banana chahta hu, Magar Mumtaz nahi MARTI.B)
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A widow goes on her first date since her husband's death, and
afterward the two end up back at her place. Once in the bedroom, she
takes off everything But her black panties.
"You can touch me anywhere else," she says, "but down there I'm still
mourning."
"I figured as much," says the man. He then Proceeds to pull down his
pants and put on a black condom. "If you don't mind, I'd like to offer
my deepest condolences."
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Santa lyng in hospital...
Banta-kya hua?
Santa-Padosan ki billi mere murge ke piche padi thi, maine uske pati
ko chithi likhi to uske pati ne mujhe bahut peeta.
Banta-Tune kya likha tha? Santa-Keep an eye on ur
Wife's Pussy, she is after my Cock...!!!