Santa was slapped by a lady in the Lift...

He misunderstood her request........

"Ek Dabaanaa"

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The Duck looks smooth and calm on top of water but under that there is restless paddling.
Moral of the story is :
Aadmi upar se kitna bhi sharif lagta ho..Neeche se uska saamaan hilta hi rahta hai.=D

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Husband: What's Hypnotism?

Wife: Taking Control over someone & making them perform as per your wish.
Husband: Nonsense. That's NOT Hypnotism, that's Marriage !!

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Rajnikant vs sardar: what is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Sardar- Depend karta hai
agar horizontally half karo to ''0''
or vertically kato to ''3''.
For the 1st time in history ...
Rajnikant Lost!

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The huamn mnid is so pufowerl it can dcodee tihs txet eevn tguohh eervy sglnie wrod is slepled iocenrtclry.

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If couples who are in love are called "Love birds", then couples who always argue should be called "Angry birds".

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Teacher: Name Gandhiji's Son..
Tamilian student: Dineshan !
Teacher: What Rubbish??
Tamilian student (yangrily): whadd rubbish?!! Phrom KG yonwards we have been dold daat Gandhiji is THE FATHER OF DI NESHAN!!=D =))

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