A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides 2 test it @ dinner.
Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours? SON: at School. Robot slaps son! Ok,I lied, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! Ok, it was reshma ki jawani.
DAD: What?! When I was ur age,I never watched such films...Robot slaps Dad!
MOM: Ha ha! After all he's ur son. Robot slaps mom!! Total silence..!!

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Secretary & Santa on tour landed in hotel on d same bed in room.
Santa to sec: "Now v r alone in hotel, shud I treat u as my wife or secrtry...;)
Sec: aftr little hesitation U may treat me as yr wife.
Santa turned to other side & slept...

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Mobile & Biwi
alag nahi he
Dono ko pas rkhna padta h,kharcha uthana padta he
&
Dono ko rat ko Charge b karna padta he
Bt
Mob ko choti pin se
Biwi ko moti pin se

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No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However a recent linguistic conference held in London, ,and attended by some of the best linguists in the world:samsundar Balgobin a Guyanese,was the clear winner. His final challenge was this: Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand. Here is his astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But,when you marry the wrong woman,you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!" His answer was received with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes!

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Outside pub,sardar asks girl: lets hve sex tonight Girl: do u mind if m on my menstrual cycle. Sardar:its ok.evn i m on my Bajaj Pulsar. B-)=D

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Husband asks wife for sex
Wife : I have a headache
Husband comes with white powder on his penis
Wife:what's this
Husband:Aspirin powder
Injection logi ya oral?

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Women's tennis is more complicated to watch Coz in every shot three balls bounce & u r in a confusion which balls to watch...

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