A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides 2 test it @ dinner. Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours? SON: at School. Robot slaps son! Ok,I lied, I went to the movies. DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! Ok, it was reshma ki jawani. DAD: What?! When I was ur age,I never watched such films...Robot slaps Dad! MOM: Ha ha! After all he's ur son....

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Secretary & Santa on tour landed in hotel on d same bed in room. Santa to sec: "Now v r alone in hotel, shud I treat u as my wife or secrtry...;) Sec: aftr little hesitation U may treat me as yr wife. Santa turned to other side & slept...

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Mobile & Biwi alag nahi he Dono ko pas rkhna padta h,kharcha uthana padta he & Dono ko rat ko Charge b karna padta he Bt Mob ko choti pin se Biwi ko moti pin...

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No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However a recent linguistic conference held in London, ,and attended by some of the best linguists in the world:samsundar Balgobin a Guyanese,was the clear winner. His final challenge was this: Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand. Here...

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Outside pub,sardar asks girl: lets hve sex tonight Girl: do u mind if m on my menstrual cycle. Sardar:its ok.evn i m on my Bajaj Pulsar. B-...

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Husband asks wife for sex Wife : I have a headache Husband comes with white powder on his penis Wife:what's this Husband:Aspirin powder Injection logi ya or...

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Women's tennis is more complicated to watch Coz in every shot three balls bounce & u r in a confusion which balls to watch...

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