Tuesday, February 19, 2013

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides 2 test it @ dinner.
Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours? SON: at School. Robot slaps son! Ok,I lied, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! Ok, it was reshma ki jawani.
DAD: What?! When I was ur age,I never watched such films...Robot slaps Dad!
MOM: Ha ha! After all he's ur son. Robot slaps mom!! Total silence..!!
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Secretary & Santa on tour landed in hotel on d same bed in room.
Santa to sec: "Now v r alone in hotel, shud I treat u as my wife or secrtry...;)
Sec: aftr little hesitation U may treat me as yr wife.
Santa turned to other side & slept...
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Mobile & Biwi
alag nahi he
Dono ko pas rkhna padta h,kharcha uthana padta he
&
Dono ko rat ko Charge b karna padta he
Bt
Mob ko choti pin se
Biwi ko moti pin se
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