Outside pub,sardar asks girl: lets hve sex tonight Girl: do u mind if m on my menstrual cycle. Sardar:its ok.evn i m on my Bajaj Pulsar. B-)=D

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Husband asks wife for sex
Wife : I have a headache
Husband comes with white powder on his penis
Wife:what's this
Husband:Aspirin powder
Injection logi ya oral?

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Women's tennis is more complicated to watch Coz in every shot three balls bounce & u r in a confusion which balls to watch...

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Santa was slapped by a lady in the Lift...

He misunderstood her request........

"Ek Dabaanaa"

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The Duck looks smooth and calm on top of water but under that there is restless paddling.
Moral of the story is :
Aadmi upar se kitna bhi sharif lagta ho..Neeche se uska saamaan hilta hi rahta hai.=D

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Husband: What's Hypnotism?

Wife: Taking Control over someone & making them perform as per your wish.
Husband: Nonsense. That's NOT Hypnotism, that's Marriage !!

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Rajnikant vs sardar: what is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Sardar- Depend karta hai
agar horizontally half karo to ''0''
or vertically kato to ''3''.
For the 1st time in history ...
Rajnikant Lost!

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