Friday, August 31, 2012

A boy & a girl were stopped by the police on d road without Driving License.
The boy was told 2 bring d license & d girl was asked 2cum 2 d police station.
d girl was taken 2 an isolated place where she was raped.
Most of us don't know d LAW which clearly states that-
btwn 6 pm-6 am,
a woman has RIGHT 2 refuse 2 go 2 the police station EVEN IF THERE IS AN ARREST WARRANT.
So its a humble request 2Plz 4ward dis 2 all d girls u know 2 make them aware, even 2 boys who care 4 their sister, friends or colleagues. -
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The Importance of the BRA

Q: Which is the striped BRA? zeBRA
Q: Poisonous BRA? coBRA
Q: Mathematical BRA? algeBRA
Q: Sunsign BRA? liBRA
Q: Magical BRA? aaBRA ka daBRA
Q: Metallic bra? BRAss
Q: Anjelina Jolie's Bra? BRAd pit...
Q: Botany BRA? BRAnch
Q: Marketing BRA? BRAnd!
Q: puctuation bra? BRAcket
Q: Scary bra? GhaBRAahat!!!!
Q: A room where BRA's are kept? LiBRAry
Q: Bra which became the American President and inspired the whole
world? ABRAham Lincoln
Q: Which bra is very important for any vehicle? BRAke
AND U THOUGHT ONLY WOMEN USE A BRA !!!

How BRAin less...X_X
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Maruti Suzuki sues Apple for $1 Billion. Accuses it of stealing 'Slide to Unlock' idea from Omni van!
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Monday, August 13, 2012

HasyaKatta

रिक्षावाला- हां madam .. ये आ
गया आपका विठ्ठलनगर..
बाई- अरे नई नई यहा नई.. वो आगे वो 'चिंचेका' झाड
दिखता है ना वहासें 'उजवीकडे
वळके' थोडा आगे...
रिक्षावाला- अरे madam .. २० रु. मै यहा तक
ही आता...
बाई- क्या आदमी हो... अरे कुछ 'माणुसकी' है की नही...
थोडा आगे छोडोंगे तो
क्या 'झीझेंगा' क्या तुम्हारा रिक्षा..
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Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Teacher: In 3 Mein fark Batao
Call GIRL, GIRL FRIEND & BiWI ?

Sari Class Chup Ho Gayi

iTne Mein Pappu bola : Madam ji, Prepaid, Postpaid & Unlimited.
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Santa and Banta were playing chess (joke doesn't end here).

Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.
Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.

The joke doesn't end here either

Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai.

Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelate hai.
Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume aasanise hara doge.
Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela.
S-B: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge
Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.
S-B: Haan. Phir thik hai.

The joke still doesn't end.

Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy chala jata hai.

Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.
Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga......
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Monday, August 6, 2012

Husband is the poor guy who's always under the impression that he is bossing the house, when all that he's doing is just housing the boss.
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2 men in a Weding Function:
1st- Lo..!! kuch din phle hi Goddi me kheli thi or aj iski shadi hai.
2nd- Ap dulhan k baap ho..?
1st- Nahi; dulhan ka BOSS ..?)
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Saturday, August 4, 2012

Judge: Pathan! Tum ne Inspector ki G....d Kyun Maari?

Pathan Khush ho k:
Judge Saahib!
Inspector Hum Ko Boli,
Hathiyaar DAAL DO,
Wallah Hum DAAL DI.
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Friday, August 3, 2012