Every boy write dis letter in lyf once-
Dear Mother-in-law: "Dnt teach me hw 2 handle my Children,
i m living vd 1 of urs n she needs alot of Improvement"

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TATA has Found Out That There Are Only 2 Problems With NANO.
1. A Pregnant Woman Cannot Fit Into It..
And
2. A Normal Woman Cannot Be Made Pregnant In it...

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Boss to Friend: Kya Zamana Aaya Hai.. My Secretary Resigned & left the job yesterday.
Friend: Why?
Boss: She caught me kissing my wife.!
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Nawab Saab Kothe pe Gaye, Dalte Hi Leak Ho Gaya Tawayaf Adab Se Boli
Huzur Ne Q Taklif Uthai? Chammach Me Nikal K Bhijwa Diya Hota Hum Izzat Se Andar Daal Lete!
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Fauji's wife daily sends hr nude photo wid both legs wide open, i'l wait like dis til u cum Fauji:Wo to theek h pr photo kaun kheech rha hai
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Thought for the day :
Girls who depend on cleavage in interviews may land a job that sucks..

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Nokrani: Sahab aap k kisi khas dost ka fone aaya tha.
Malik: Tuje kese pata chala k wo KHAAS dost hai?
Nokrani (SharmaKe):
Puchh raha tha, 'Tera THOKU hai kya?'

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Teacher- Osama Ki 5 Bv Aur 20 Bacche Lekin Laalu Ki 1 Bv Or 9 Bacche To Batao Kon Acha? Pappu- Mam, Score To Osama Ka Zyada Hai, Par Strike Rate Laalu Ka.

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Teacher: Why did u laugh?
Boy: I saw ur BRA strip.
Teacher: Get out of my class 4r a week.
2nd Boy laughed.
Teacher: Why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw both strips.
Teacher: Get out 4r 1 month.
Teacher bent down 2take chalk.
Little Jimmy started walking out.
Teacher: Jimmy, why r u gng out.
Jimmy: What I just saw, I think my school days are over.

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Santa: Bhabhi da ki naam hai?
Banta: Google Kaur.
Santa: Ye kya naam hua?
Banta: Yaar, Sawal ik karo, jawab 36 dendi hai.
Santa: Munde da ki naam hai.
Banta: Facebook Singh.
Santa: Oh kyon.
Banta: Sala koi vi Gal hove ghar di, poori community vich faila denda Hai..;)

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Ek balatkari narak me gaya.

Yamraj: Fry him in oil.

After 4 hours..

Abi tak fry nahi kiya ?

Daasi: ye to chula jalane k liye bhi jhuko to gand mar leta hai..

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Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean.

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People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society.

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1 Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha.
Raaste me mandir k baahar pujari dikha?
Sharabi n pujari se poocha,
sabse bada kaun?
Pujaari ne,

baat taalne k liye kaha "Mandir Bada".
Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"?
Pujari: "Dharti badi".
Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"?
Pujari" "Sheshnaag bada".

Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv k gale me kyon pada"?
Pujari: "Shiv bada".
Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"?
Pujari: "Parbat bada".
Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"?
Pujari: "Hanuman bada".

Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada"?
Pujari: "Ram bada".
Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan k piche kyun pada"?
Pujari: "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"?
Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee k apni taango pe khada"

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Santa buys tempo in wife's name and paints her name on it.. Wife reads, slaps and divorces him because he wrote :
JASWINDER KAUR
FOR HIRE
FULL DAY Rs 100

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Poor & Boobs Are Always Pressed,

Difficulty & Penis Can Always Go UP,

Luck & Bra can open Any Time,
&
Latest. .

NIFTY & PANTY Can go DOWN in Seconds..

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Ek Medical Rep Suhaag Raat Ko Biwi Ke Saath Sex Ker Raha Tha.

Biwi: "Yeh Tumhara Apna Hi Hai Na?"

Medical Rep: "Kya Matlab"

Biwi: "Medical Rep Ke Paas Aksar Sample Hi Hote Hai Na"

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Thought for the day:
Education is like hiring a prostitute-it needs both money & hard work. Fate is like getting raped-if u can't fight it, enjoy. Work is like group sex-10 people r behind ur ass to take ur place. Success is like masturbation-only ur own hand can let u achieve it.

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An Economist explains his reason for having two wifes...!!
:
First,
"Monopoly should be broken...!!"
:
Second,
"Competition Improves the Services......!!

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Ladka:-Kash Mein Tera Blouse Hota,To Sara Din Tere Se Chipka Rehta.
Ladki:-Fir Saara Maza Koi Aur Leta Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota..

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A school boy was masturbating in school bathroom,
Suddenly teacher came n open the door,
Boy says : Maaam , aapki umar bahot lambi hai.. 100 saal jiyogi aap.. :)

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You cannot see clearly while mist surrounds, you need to wait for the dust to settle, before deciding your next move.

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Sardar - Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye
Salesman - plain me dikhaun?
Sardar - nahi, helicopter main dikha saale, bandar ki aulad. Sardar hoon to mazak udata hai.

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