TAKE CARE OF YOUR EYES -
 
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During a recent visit to an optician, one of my friends was told of an exercise for the eyes by a specialist doctor that he termed as 20-20-20.' It is applicable to all of us, who spend long hours at our desks, looking at the computer screen.


I Thought I'd share it with you. 20-20-20

Step I :-
After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired eyes.

Step II :-
Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to moisten them.

Step III :-
Time permitting of course, one should walk 20 paces after every 20 minutes of sitting in one particular posture. Helps blood circulation for the entire body.

Circulate among your friends if you care for them and their eyes. They say that your eyes are mirror of your soul, so do take care of them, they are priceless.....

Otherwise our eye would be like this.....




Do remember to pass this important message to your friends also

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Ek garib ladke ko chirag mila!!
Usney Uthaya aur Ragad Diya..
Zordaar Dhamaka Hua!
Khud Mar Gaya, Aas Paas 9 Ki Gaand Fatt Gai, 15 Ke lodey lag Gaye & 20 log apne goti kho baithe...
"Alladin ka Zamana gaya bhosdi waalon..
Lawaris chizo se door raho"- Indian Police.

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Delhites dictionary:
Excuse me:sun chutiye. Stupid=abe gandu.
Get out=Nikal bhosdike.
I'm in trouble=Yaar Londe lag gaye.
I am scared=gaand fati hue he yaar.
Where r u=Abe Kahan maa chuda raha he.
Wd u like to hv this=Lega lodu.
Not possible=Chal bhosdi ke.
He is a bad person=Bada madharchod he.
Full stop=Behen chod.

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What is Wife?

Wife Parsad ke Jaisi hoti hai.
Jis me Chahate huye bhi koi Nukks Nahi Nikal sakte,
Shradha aur Majburi k saath Chupchaap khaye Jao

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DOST Hai Hamara Bahaaro Jaisa,

DIL Hai Uska DILDaaro Jaisa,

Bahut DOST Nahi Rakhte Hum

Kyoki

Hamara Ek DOST Hi Hai hazaro Jaisa
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Khuda ki fursat mein ek pal wo aya hoga jab usne aap jaisa pyara insaan banaya hoga,Na jaane kaunsi dua kubul hui hamari,jo usne apko humse milaya hoga
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f'ship is not histry 2 4get.
its not maths 2calculate,
its nt english 2learn.
Bt
Its jst lik a KOLAVERI Di.. :D
No need 2 undrstnd.. Jst njoy it...!!

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How Indian Contractors Work...!
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh, another from India and the third, from China.
They go to White House office to examine the fence.
The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, outraged says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence."

"Done!" replies the government official

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One day a Chinese man called a prostitute service and asked for their most talented and energetic prostitute. The woman finally got to his home and they started having sex. Once he was done, he jumped off of the bed, ran over to the window, took a deep breath, went under the bed and came out the other side and continued having sex with the women. She was impressed so she continued also. After he finished the second time, he did the same thing, jumped off of the bed, ran over to the window, went under the bed and came out of the other side and continued to have sex with her. He did this 8 more times. The prostitute was impressed by his stamina and after they finished the 10th time she decided to try it herself. She jumped off of the bed, ran to the window, went under the bed... and saw 9 other Chinese Men..!!!!

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Babloo= School male hai YA female?
Pappu= Can't say exactly, kyonki usme "ghanta" bhi hota hai aur "periods" bhi..

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All Men Want The Bill Passed For Females to Have Compulsary Sex on Demand,Please Support-"Thokpal-Bill"at Raas-Lila Maidan fasting by Shri Ganna Ghusaare?

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Women's language:

Yes = No >:/
No = Yes :D
Maybe = No >:/
We need = I want 3-|
Am Sorry = Although its ur fault:|
We need 2 talk = u r in trouble >:O
Sure,go ahead = u better not 8-| !!
Do what u want = u will pay 4 thisX_X
Am not upset of course = Am upset, u ass >:O !
Ur very attentive tonight =I s sex all u ever think of? 3-|
What ever! = fuck you 3-|

Men Language :

Am hungry = Am hungry #:-s
Am sleepy = Am sleepy(=|
Am tired = Am tiredX_X
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!;;)
I love u = Lets have sex <3<3 ..
Am bored = wanna have sex?:*
Dance? = Sex<3<3
Come over? = Sex<3<3
Movie? = Sex<3<3
Dinner? = Sex<3<3
Do u love me = When are you sleeping with me ?? :s <3<3
Prove me u love me = Have sex with me :* :p =)) =))

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Just got back home and caught my building security guard drinking.

Asked him why he was drinking on duty and he says - Shaab, security tight hona chahiye

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Door Ho Jaau To Zara Intezar Karna

Apne DiL Ko Na Bekarar Karna

Laut Ke Aayenge Hum Jaha Bhi Jayenge,

Bas Humare Pyaar Par Aitbar Karna..
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Kisi Ne khub kaha Hai:-

"Meri Jholi Me kuch Alfaaz Apni Duao ke Daal Dena Ae Dost...,"

"Kya Pata Aap Ke
Lab Hile Aur
Hamari Taqdeer Sanwar Jaye....!"
Sent on my BlackBerry® from Vodafone

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