What the difference between poetry and essay?
Ans: every word spoken by girlfriend is POETRY,
and A single word spoken by wife is an ESSAY
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Friday, October 7, 2011
Sunday, October 2, 2011
English And Hindi Always Contradict.
Eng - The Sooner The Better.
Hindi - Jaldi Ka Kaam Shaitan Ka Hota Hai.
Eng- Think Of The Devil And The Devil Is Here.
Hindi- tumhari Lambi Umar Hai, Abhi Tumhari Baat Kar Rahe thhe.
Eng- Fight for Your Rights
Hindi- Sabar Ka Phal Metha Hota hai.
Eng- As Wise As An OwL
Hindi- Ullu Ka Pattha !!
A boss has to interview 4 girls for secretary position.
He askd tricky Ques 2 each 1 of them- "A woman normally has 2 mouths.
Wats d difrence betwen d 2 ?"
He askd tricky Ques 2 each 1 of them- "A woman normally has 2 mouths.
Wats d difrence betwen d 2 ?"
Girl 1: 1 is hairy, d other isn't.
BOSS: K good.
Girl2: 1 can talk but d other cant.
BOSS: dats better.
Girl3: 1 is vertical & d other is horizontal.
BOSS: Hmm...clever.
Last girl: 1 is 4 my use & d other is 4 my boss.
BOSS: U r selected.
Maa, Baap Aur Ek Chota Bachha Ek Din Market Se Shopping Karke Vapis Aa
Rahe Thhe.
Rahe Thhe.
Raste Mein Ek Gadha Apna Lund Latkaye Khada Thha.
Bachhe Ne Usko Dekha Aur Pucha: "Mummy Mummy, Ye Kya Hai?"
Maa: "Kuch Nahi Hai Beta"
Sath Mein Baap Khada Thha, Sun Ke Bola.
Baap: "Dekha, Teri Maa Ke Liye To Ye Bhi Kuch Nahi Hai
Farmer John has three sons. One day his oldest comes to him and
pleads with him that now that he is graduating from school he would
really like to get a car.
pleads with him that now that he is graduating from school he would
really like to get a car.
His father says, "Son, come with me!" He takes him to the barn and
points to the farm tractor and says, "This tractor is needed for the
farm and I promise, as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car."
The boy was not too happy but he understood and said, "Ok, Dad." A
week later his second son, (10 yr. old), approaches him wanting a new
two wheel bike.
Well, he gets the same excuse "....as soon as the tractor is paid for...."
Shortly after that his youngest is bugging him for a tricycle. Again,
dad gives him the lecture about the tractor needing to be paid off
first.
While leaving the barn, the young boy, a little disgusted with the
whole thing, sees the rooster mating with one of the hens, and
promptly goes over and kicks the rooster off the hens back, mumbling
to himself. His dad standing near by says, "Son, why would you do
something like that? He didn't do anything to you to deserve that."
The little boy says "Hey, nobody but nobody, rides anything around
here until that damn tractor is paid off!!!"
5 things Indian movies taught us:
1.At least 1 of the identical twins born is evil!
2.While defusing a bomb,dn't worry which wire to cut,u will always
choose the right 1!
3.A hero will shw no pain while gettin beaten up,bt will show pain wen
a woman is trying to clean his wound!
4.A police can solve a case only wen he is suspended frm duty!
5.(Best of all) If u decide 2 start dancing on street,every1 u meet
will knw the step ...
1.At least 1 of the identical twins born is evil!
2.While defusing a bomb,dn't worry which wire to cut,u will always
choose the right 1!
3.A hero will shw no pain while gettin beaten up,bt will show pain wen
a woman is trying to clean his wound!
4.A police can solve a case only wen he is suspended frm duty!
5.(Best of all) If u decide 2 start dancing on street,every1 u meet
will knw the step ...